Ever just want to tear your hair out, or someone else's? If you cannot restore a sense of balance, you will run away from home? Just want to say some things without the constraints of staying on topic? Well, this thread is for you! If you just need a short break to let it all hang out, be a brat, then come on, you can do it. No holding back! Go for it, you can do it.
Today I let her put her paws in paint and we made pawprints on his underpants.
We know nothing.....
When hubs used to walk our dog, he would say "pee-de-wee-dee".
I was inside laughing so hard that I had to "pee-de-wee-dee".
You would think we were monstrous pariahs, because we cannot even give that collar away for free, with free batteries and instructions.
I don't know what is wrong with him....I offered to shave him-gee, its not like its a straight blade. He actually accused me of not putting it in the right place, expecting me to find it for him. So when he asked-for the last time-I said:
"Did you look in the freezer?"
I might go out to Denny's and order "Moons over my hammy" tonight.
It's all yours, take it away....
Batter up?
Old habits die hard, so now I say that to my Staffie too. Only he was already seven years old when I adopted him, and the look of withering contempt he gives me as he takes himself sedately outside to relieve himself on the lawn has to be seen to be believed. Honestly! Like he needs telling. Woman must think he's an eejit...
The boss where sis works has brought in a cat for the residents, I think the staff are ready to revolt!
This morning I kept hearing a mouse,I thought,but when I opened the cabinet, a bird flew out!How it got in there,I'll never know....(for real).
And Gershun,The bisquits at Hardees are pretty good too....I think. I Love bisquits and gravy!
Never had the biscuits, but if you avoid the ckn at kfc, they have hot biscuits.
Wait up! Right about now we should have some good cooks in the UK flying through the screen cyber-wise to strangle me alive. What was I thinking?
Biscuits are tremendously easy to bake up-even I have done it! But never on a full moon, and I don't know what the UK brats will say, but I used Bisquick MIX!
God and the Queen cannot save me now!
Do you realize many Parkinson's patients develop dementia and this kind of behavior is cruel not bratish which is what this thread is about. We are on this thread for fun so please reconsider your behavior
Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts.
Mounds don't, because...
"Do you want to get up mom?" "No, I want to sleep."
I told mom to tell "them" to F off, she doesn't want to get up and I don't want her to get up either. "They" won't listen. Grrrr.
I think following them around (the dogs, not the vets) in the tall grass -give us a pee-whatever their name is-oughtta be reinstated. lol.
through the canyon
lost dreams of yesterday
And was it only yesterday
all my dreams
were just a day away
Now I've nothing left to say
When in a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less sour
Will treat myself
To visit a nearby tower
And peeing from the top
Then hiding from the cop
In an effort to
make it clear to
Whomever
What its like when you have given all you got
And decided you're just not
Spending anymore time
Giving it another thought
When they have treated me like rot.
And using well the time I've got....
What...haven't thought that far ahead yet.
You're good - I thought surely that would stump y'all
Johnny Cash
Mom loves music and there's something haunting about that song she liked - I used to make her pancakes on Sunday mornings with ham and eggs