Ever just want to tear your hair out, or someone else's? If you cannot restore a sense of balance, you will run away from home? Just want to say some things without the constraints of staying on topic? Well, this thread is for you! If you just need a short break to let it all hang out, be a brat, then come on, you can do it. No holding back! Go for it, you can do it.
Give a person a fish, and feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. But they're still going to need that fish.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world look weird.
Now, the world is weird, and people take acid to feel normal.
Still, all drugs aside, death is still the number ONE killer in the world!
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
All those health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday....lying in the hospital, dying of nothing!
(Borrowed right off the forum here, last year, I get no credit).
Are you sure you're not hanging out with Jack and Jim tonight?
Co workers didn't believe me so I shot a video of it to show them
Of course I had to show mom tonight and she said "is someone pooping worms?"
I sure hope not
So being a responsible citizen, and a loyal customer of the guilty supermarket, I emailed their advice line quoting the supplier reference number off the packaging and told them what had happened and asked them to "have a word."
They apologised and said they would. Hurrah! Then they sent me a £15 gift card. Very nice of them, if a bit o.t.t. - we're talking about a £1.50 bag of spring greens. But I'm not so rich I'm sending it back, and besides I can always pop some cans in the food bank bin and make this a charity thing. So I emailed to thank them.
They replied saying they'd send me a £15 gift card. I replied saying No Don't! You already have!
It's just turned up in the mail. Another one.
Do I:
a) spend it.
b) mail it back.
c) hand it in at the store.
d) spend it and put all of the groceries in the food bank bin.
e) start seeing what else I can complain about.
Its not SO BAD!
Sorry, I just had to.
There was an episode of All in the Family once where Edith Bunker sent a coupon to a prune company and they sent her a quarter. Something got screwed up in the company's system and they kept sending her quarters, until she had a jar full - and they kept coming - every day in the mail. Being Edith, she was flustered and upset because she thought she was doing something dishonest...husband Archie told her to send 10 coupons a week and in a few years, they could buy a new house! LOL
The store manager just said, "Well, we deal with these local farmers...." and just left it at that - no offer of compensation since I wasn't actually injured - not even a free pkg of sausage (which I would have accepted gratefully).
When we get a slug on the driveway,we run and get the salt and pour it all over it.
Used to do that years ago to get rid of slugs. But these days I am just as likely to adopt it, or find it a home! Sheesh!
Wouldn't we all love a day off
I put the little beasts on the bird table - give them a sporting chance, I suppose. Karma put me off using salt; and the chemical pellets are dangerous for birds and cats (and humans!); and the barriers - your copper bands and your magnetised whatever and your Fullers' earth and sheep's wool - don't work. This season it's going to be all-night patrols up and down the vegetable patch.
Thanks CM for starting that up.
The centipedes in Hawaii are more like snakes,the size of snakes.I had one slither out of an old leather purse one night and it scared me to death.Mom jumped up on the top of the couch and my husband lead it out the door and he chopped it up.I will never forget it...sadly.
Cwillie the tomato horn worm does a lot of damage.It is very destructive to tomatoes,potatoes,pepper and eggplant.If they are in your garden,you might google ways to get rid of them.Good luck~
Come out come out - Send- wherever you are
Maybe Send is in her front yard playing "Statue"~