Replacing the much lamented 'On My Mind' profile option, this thread is for musings, jottings, whimsies, preoccupations and the rest of the thesaurus for anyone to jot down anything they please.
I can't remember what the maximum character count was before, can anyone else? But anyway it wasn't very many so let's keep to that.
Was meaning to ask you, where do you get your material for all your jokes?
i’m a lawyer and very good at searching for things AND i have a deep desire to make people laugh/smile.
:)
put all that into a blender.
sprinkle with some chocolate.
add half a Twix.
mix in flour.
and voilà,
quotes comes out.
every single day.
i made them laugh a lot :).
they sat together on facetime, and listened to the little notes i prepared for them the day before.
always some interesting, new, funny fact, so we could all learn new things and laugh :).
it’s called murphy’s law.
we have that law in my country, too.
i’m a lawyer, and i’ve been trying to get that law repealed for years.
meanwhile, while we await with enthusiasm for my victory, let’s look at:
examples of that law:
“The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is indeed not to ask a question but to post the wrong answer.”
“Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's First Law
Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Second Law
Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy's Third Law
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy's Fourth Law
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy's Fifth Law
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a
situation can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way,
unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Murphy's Sixth Law
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Seventh Law
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
Farnsdick's corollary
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Murphy's Eighth Law
Nature always sides with Murphy. (see freqflyer, how you got cold weather?) (see pamzimmrrt?)
Murphy's Ninth Law
Murphy decides.
Murphy's Tenth Law”
Weather whiplash!
95° today 65° in a couple of days.
I'm into a new school term. I wrote my first short assignment on a scenario for a patient in a SNF. Even though the textbook for the class is specficially written for schools/children, there are many similarities. The goal is to have positive behavioral supports for the individual regardless of age or development.
KEEP CALM and blame murphy.
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i'd like to give an update on my court case against murphy. (as i mentioned, i've been trying to get the law repealed for years).
1. murphy has been located. he was extradited from country to country, and finally will be appearing in court (unless Murphy's Law strikes again!)
2. i'll be representing myself. it'll be:
bundle of joy vs. murphy
3. as your loyal friend, i'll of course bring up the various, recent comments here in "On My Mind", regarding the weather.
i'll let you know.
i think results will take a while.
he sent an sms before take-off.
i don't know if he's trying to make me laugh, or if he's up to something else. i'll take it up with him in court. he's added more laws.
sms:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Murphy's 11th Law
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
Murphy's 12th Law
The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Murphy's 13th Law
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Murphy's 14th Law
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
Murphy's 15th Law
Murphy always wins in court.
Murphy's 16th - 20th Law
dear, sweet murphy,
i, bundle of joy, look forward to seeing you in court. here is a big hug for you.
bundle of joy :)
I removed the mattress pad, it was so thin and backed with plastic. No wonder it kept shifting around! But then beneath that plastic a urine and mold stained mattress, I am just disgusted this is so gross! Took pictures sent to AirBnB and for the first time in the last couple of days they have not responded to my message.
I am fed up and I have paid until the end of april. I just don't know where else I would go. No rentals in this area. Housing is a big problem!
Has anyone dealt with a problem like this with an AirBnB?
Sorry that you're having so many problems.
keep calm and blame murphy.
:)
my sms:
dear, sweet murphy,
good morning :).
in a few minutes we meet in court. you and i both know that - i’ll - win in court. so you can just give up now. hug, hug, kisses.
bundle of joy :)
and glad!!
trouble/stress is never nice.