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She's lean, not tall, and actually got a pretty nice looking little ass on her. no belly to speak of. i wanna take aunt edna some new pants for her doc visit today. HELP!! thanks in advance. I already understand elastic waistband.
Can you measure her waist? How tall is she? Can you get a small 6-8 and medium 10-12 and take back the one that doesn't fit? Does she wear regards underwear (that size will tell you waist size) or depends? If depends you might need a larger size for bulk.
Now it's time to address this......... It's kind of creepy that you think your elderly Aunt has "a nice ass"!! You definitely need to GET SOME action!!!! LOL... It's Friday night time to, as you would say "go ho"ing"...
Sounds like sweater size small and pant size maybe 4, depending on her height. You can always go with a longer skirt if you're not sure about pant size.
i appreciate a nice a** on anything. have you ever checked out the turd chopper on a female deer? yea, thank you all. i want edna and doc to talk, i just slip him a note. * too much leg pain -- needs pain relief. * vision blurring -- dizziness. * neck and throat feel hot __ really hurt. * digestive pain ? muscle wasting. *needs industrial hemmorhoid relief. * daughter needs aps visit to get her into the hot seat -- abusing her for all her money -- has been shielding her from doc visit to protect projected inheritance.. ( this freakin doc is wonderful with elderly. he was moms doc..)
About the pants again. There is a rule of thumb when it comes to elderly women's pants -- a bit too big is better than a bit too small. Hold them up in front of you. Do they look like they would work and be roomy enough for her to breathe? Will they be too long? Capris (2/3 length pants) are always an option. Good luck. Definitely don't want the pants too small if she has pain and wasting muscles.
the clothes wouldnt matter except she cleaned up last night, washed her hair but was distressing a little over her worn, ratty jeans. shes been denied a doc visit for two years, its a big day to her..
Captain you're a sweetie!! Good luck with a new set of duds for her. And good luck with getting her a good doctor's visit. She's lucky to have you in her corner!
Some of my thoughts: 102 is very small, most women's size small won't work for her. I'm 5'6", 125 (ok, used to be, lol) and women's small is still too big, you need xsmall size, OR… my advice is go to girl's section, children's section and get her size 12/14. That, to me, is the correct clothing size for a 102 lb woman.
Walmart will carry two basic sizings for women: juniors and misses. Juniors clothing (ask someone where juniors section is) is cut smaller and Aunt Edna would maybe be ok in a juniors small. Misses or regular women's clothes are cut larger, and small wouldn't work, imo. My late GM was 4'10", I think, and 120. The older ladies like the clothes roomy. A juniors small usually worked for GM. I bought her PJ pants and sweat pants type garments that were basic enough for daytime wear but easy on and easy off.
Take her ratty old jeans with you and ask the sales girl to find something that fits. It has to be petite unless you are good with the sewing machine and can shorten them. Aunt Edna is truly blessed nice ass and all
what a day. on the way to wal treason i saw a goodys sign. lol it rang a bell. got edna a really pretty sweater and pants. sitting in doc office and in walks daughter sharon. she sat by us and got bent. started yelling up the place so bad she was reprimanded by staff. she kept yelling at us both. i and edna went to another waiting room. she came over there still yelling. i was told by staff that sharon was there purely by coincidence as lacy is her doc too but doc wanted me to come back with edna instead of sharon. when they came for us sharon demanded to go back with her mother. the staff said edna was going alone instead. in a few sharon was called back there. in another half hour sharon walked past me, told me some tests were being ordered for edna and she left. in another little while i was brought back to pick up edna. i had recieved erronious info from ednas dementia. she had seen doc back in september but told me she hadnt been in two years and in fact had never met him. im still legally privvy to ednas med info and intend to be there for her till the end. i love her. it gets worse. edna and i get to the parking lot, edna gets in my truck and a great big fellow stepped up into my face. grandson charles. he was bent. he frothed a little bit about beez wax and stuff like that till a nurse came into the parking lot to intervene, then another. he relented and left at a point. its a fact that sharon has stalled an appointment for weeks because shes afraid edna will go to NH. she stalled so long i had to take edna to er 2 weeks ago for coughing up blood. of course that pizzed the family off - made em look stupid. i dont really care. i listen to the elder and ill err on the side of the elder. nothing to discuss with any of them because i know that an abuser will try to isolate their victim . there is no lesson to be learned here except listen to the elder keep in mind that the dementia could be misleading you but take no chances. edna and i took a little country ride and stopped in at my sis's house for a little visit and out of the blue edna says " i gotta call and get me a doctor appointment. music to my ears, im in my comfort zone now. lol if theres any other lesson ; my mother died, ive stolen yours suckers !! edna and i are going to have a ball and have been for months. she told me she just feels safe with me. as for sharon ; the caregiver hotseat is an uncomfortable place to be. i feel bad for the carers but it aint about the carers comfort..
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APFM does not endorse or recommend any provider. It is your sole responsibility to select the appropriate care for yourself or your loved one. We work with both you and the Participating Communities in your search. We do not permit our Advisors to have an ownership interest in Participating Communities.
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of course ill do it. is there length sizing?
whats the sizing on a pretty sweater?
Now it's time to address this......... It's kind of creepy that you think your elderly Aunt has "a nice ass"!! You definitely need to GET SOME action!!!! LOL... It's Friday night time to, as you would say "go ho"ing"...
yea, thank you all.
i want edna and doc to talk, i just slip him a note.
* too much leg pain -- needs pain relief.
* vision blurring -- dizziness.
* neck and throat feel hot __ really hurt.
* digestive pain ? muscle wasting.
*needs industrial hemmorhoid relief.
* daughter needs aps visit to get her into the hot seat -- abusing her for all her money -- has been shielding her from doc visit to protect projected inheritance..
( this freakin doc is wonderful with elderly. he was moms doc..)
Man, no targets. I hate Walmart (no offense intended). You in Iowa?
Aunt Edna is truly blessed nice ass and all
it gets worse.
edna and i get to the parking lot, edna gets in my truck and a great big fellow stepped up into my face. grandson charles. he was bent. he frothed a little bit about beez wax and stuff like that till a nurse came into the parking lot to intervene, then another. he relented and left at a point.
its a fact that sharon has stalled an appointment for weeks because shes afraid edna will go to NH. she stalled so long i had to take edna to er 2 weeks ago for coughing up blood. of course that pizzed the family off - made em look stupid. i dont really care. i listen to the elder and ill err on the side of the elder. nothing to discuss with any of them because i know that an abuser will try to isolate their victim . there is no lesson to be learned here except listen to the elder keep in mind that the dementia could be misleading you but take no chances.
edna and i took a little country ride and stopped in at my sis's house for a little visit and out of the blue edna says " i gotta call and get me a doctor appointment. music to my ears, im in my comfort zone now. lol
if theres any other lesson ; my mother died, ive stolen yours suckers !!
edna and i are going to have a ball and have been for months. she told me she just feels safe with me.
as for sharon ; the caregiver hotseat is an uncomfortable place to be. i feel bad for the carers but it aint about the carers comfort..