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Mom is in memory care. I try to empower her by making sure she has a little cash on hand at all times. Why? Every week, friends from church kindly pick her up for Sunday services (I live 4 hours away), and Mom likes to put money in the offering plate. Sometimes they go out for lunch afterwards; therefore the cash. I don't give her a whole lot; just a handful of small bills to make her feel "rich." I also furnished her with a phone, but she rarely places a call. I think she's forgetting how.
Last week Mom managed to sort out the phone well enough to call me up. A few days prior I'd mailed her a small packet of personal items. It cost me $6.
Me: "Oh, hi Mom. How are you?"
Mom: "Why did you mail me this stuff? You should have brought it with you the next time you visit! It's too expensive! "
Me: "It's going to be a couple of weeks before I get back down there Mom. You needed those things right away."
Mom: "Well! I have to watch MY pennies around here, don't you?"
Me: "Okay Mom. I was just trying to make sure you had what you need."
Mom: "You should be more careful with your money! (Brief pause) I have to go, now."
Me: "Okay Mom, goodbye."
I hang up. Three minutes later the phone rings:
Mom: "Hello. Uh......." (can't remember my name).
Me: "Hi, Mom. What's up?"
Mom: "I called to tell you I can't find my cash! The people that work here stole it!"
We would definitely get more with the spoon! Lol
We’re still shaking our heads from that one.
It was so cute I almost cried, but so enjoyed sharing a good laugh with her as we tottered along at a snail's pace. Things are so hard most of the time! Laughing was really a moment of grace.
Went to see my Grandma one time and asked her how she was, what's new. She replied "a really sexy man washed my backside yesterday!"
I almost fell over! This Grandma of mine was always the properest little old English lady you can imagine! Now, boy, the filters are off!
These days my mum is very concerned about the people cutting down and burning all the trees by her independent living apartment and making a lake.
I am so glad she is in a seniors complex. She moved in in June and They’ve already noted that she has issues, they have a assisted living area and a memory care area attached. I wanted her to go to AL in June but my brother and wife said no she’s fine.
Guess she wasn’t telling them of her neighbors tunneling towards her house at night.
I would take her shopping and out to lunch. I was young and in my 20's, she in her 80's.
Well, we ordered our lunch and the man seated next to us was just served his delicious lunch and commented to the waitress how good it looked. I asked her how she was feeling. I learned never to ask that question in a restaurant ever again. Why do the elderly feel compelled to tell others about bowel movements or lack thereof? Geeeez, the man at the neighboring table was just about to take a bite out of his food and she comes out with a hilarious answer saying, "Oh, I am not feeling to well, I have tightness of the stool!" She has a loud voice and I wanted to crawl under the table. The poor man next to us put his fork down and lost his appetite. Who wants to hear about constipation or diarrhea before eating? haha She had a crazy way of wording things!
My mom does this too ...telling people about her "loose stools" at the dinner table! Ugh!
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