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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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😉 It wouldn't be Thanksgiving
without a little emotional scarring.
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🙂 An optimist is a person
who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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🙂 If you hate yourself
remember you are not alone.
A lot of other people hate you too.
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😉 I woke up tired about 3 years ago and I have never really recovered since.
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🙂 I have successfully completed the 30-year transition from just wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed.
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🙂 It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to remind yourself why you don’t go out.
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😇 Does running out of peanut butter
count as cardio?
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🙂 That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
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🥰🥰🥰
The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes…
I mean, if I wanted to wait I’d send you a letter via pigeon instead.
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“Why did the banana go out with the prune?” he says.

“I don’t know,” she says.

“Because it couldn’t get a date.”
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😇😇😇
🎄🎄🎄

It’s all fun and games till Santa checks the naughty list.
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🙂 I have lots of hidden talents.
The problem is, even I can’t find them.
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I just had a talk with myself, and things didn’t go well…
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Fact:
Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try.
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I’m never wrong.
Just different levels of right.
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🙂 Two reasons I don’t trust them:
1. I don’t know them
2. I know them
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The world is not full of a***holes, but they are strategically placed so you’ll come across one every day.
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What do you call an anxious dinosaur?

A nervous Rex.
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My wife is saying she’ll divorce me because I’m obsessed with television dramas.

But will she leave me? 

Find out next week…
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🙂 My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
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My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are…

But I laugh more.
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My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy. 

What planet is she on?
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"When you lower the music so you can find an address so you can see better."
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🙂 regarding my joke below...

this happened to me today!...we're all getting completely lost in the grocery store after the renovation. no one can find anything.
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Welcome to adulthood. You get upset when they rearrange your grocery store now.
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just the shape 🙂
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What’s your favourite thing about a stegosaurus?

Mine’s the thagomizer!

Poor Thag Simmons.
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finalllly someone asks me for the 1st time since childhood.

🙂 Stegosaurus
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What’s your favourite dinosaur?

Mine’s Plesiosaurus.
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How to save money and have fun as an adult:

SLEEP.
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