I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I'm hungry again.
But I forgot where I put it.
"How wonderful! What happened to your 1st husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."
"How tragic! What about your 2nd?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."
"Terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third 3rd."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
obviously never had one before.
Husband: Your eyesight is perfect.
He said, “That’s a mirror!”
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
I'll let you know what comes first
It's just NUTS!
I just wish someone told me rigor mortis starts at 60 and not after we die
I just know what you should be doing.
Avoid both of them.
I call this mood "Awake".
will hopefully try again.
I never started.
is that they exist.
1. Get up
2. Survive
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgments.
1.
2.
I am my own superintendent."
Name a place that’s filled with people who don’t want to be there.
Jail
Hell
Work
Cemetery
Church
Tell me something of yours that you swear is possessed.
Children
Car
House
Pet
Computer
Myself
Cellphone
Spouse
Name something that people do in the bathroom that they wouldn’t admit to.
Singing loudly
Talking to themselves
Checking social media
Trying out dance moves
Reading shampoo bottle labels