I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
For instance,
Take the simple phrase “secure the building”.
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
"Gee, Mom," I said. "You're on your last body."
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
A kitty with a cold!
Look for fresh prints.
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate!
Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
:)
They both circle Uranus and search for clingons.
:)
The next thing you know someone wil develope a study that says smoking weed causes memory loss.
When he has a wife, a girl friend and a car payment and they are all three months late.