I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
She told me that newspapers are old school.
She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.
The fly didn’t stand a chance.
sorry about the last joke :(
365 condoms.
(I changed the 'F' word, change it back in your head ) :)
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
https://www.cnet.com/news/snl-saturday-night-live-parody-ad-amazon-echo-for-old-people-senior-citizens/
You have the best clean jokes, thank you for sharing !
Well if you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.
... because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors
He pastaway.
Fleas not my dog fleas not my dog
fleas not my dog oh my doggie she gotsa no fleas
my little doggie she no itchy scratchy my little doggie she no itchy scratchy my little doggie she no itchy scratchy cause my doggie ain't got no fleas
fleas not my dog...
And yes, there is choreography that effectively goes with it at the chorus, take either hand and do a dog style ear scratching. Better yet, stand there on one leg and use the other for the ear scratching move- sounds silly but it will impress!
My staff at my former job dreaded the holidays not sure why cause I had a helluva good time!
Yes, I am an only child .
Then skydiving definitely is not for you.
He tied up the woman and at knife point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.
The man started sobbing and said "You can take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please, untie the rope and free her."
Thief: "You must really love your wife!"
Man: "No, but she will be home shortly."
Not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
Play guns gives a whole new meaning to 'peace on earth'...
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet