I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Why did they find the elf, out of it with his head in the fireplace, the morning after Christmas?
Because he was so tired, he wanted to sleep like a log.
For those who do not celebrate it I wish you the same
Love Buzzy
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Santa rolling off your roof.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
(sorry...)
A rebel without a Claus!
Well here is the low down on the whole thing:
When babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and "Pamper'em.
When old people mess their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!
"But I don't even LIKE Brussels sprouts!"
The outlaws are wanted.
"If you see the red and blue lights and think it is
christmas decorations, maybe you should not be driving!"
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
The ghost of Christmas passed!
Me-blurts out-"Yes, my mother loves to drink."
[Insert me trying to hide.]
(They both have Sandy Claws!)
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? .....
It’s Christmas, Eve!
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger!
Still here, reading your jokes.
Here is a blue violet just for you,
Keep on doing just what you do
For if a violet is purple
Or if it is blue,
You should know that people appreciate you.!
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not ******* blue
Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=xoxhDk-hwuo
Cookie Sheets :)
Smile - A curve that can set many things straight.
and
Tears - The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
then adopt an air of polite curiosity as I answer the phone “Hello?”
Finnally!
After weeks powering up my characters, I am finally able to beat the game phase that has been the bane of my existence for so long. And right in time, too, It paid off waking up five in the morning, doing the daily game routines and all. if I can finish the boss within the next five minutes, I can pocket the bonus of...
The bell buzzed. My mom, who should be sleeping, is calling.
Oh, well,
Have a nice week, everyone.