I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
How can the horse reach the apple?
A. The horse just walks over to it, taking the chain with him—the chain isn't attached to anything!
They're the wurst.
Get them a fridge.
Then watch their face light up when they open it.
A Cloud.
A boy and his Father visiting from a third world country were at an American shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his Father, "What is this Father?".
The Father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don`t know what it is!".
While the boy and his Father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24 year old woman stepped out.
The Father said to his son, "Go get your Mother".
"No son, I got them all cut."
"Drat, I bit myself on the tongue!"
So I picked - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
What can I do?
Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure.
I’d also like to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me?
Wrong season but who cares lol.
Nacho cheese.
I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years
He wanted off the hook.
The second one. :)
Fart and the world suddenly stops smiling.
Someone who stays awake all night trying to figure out whether there really is some kind of a dog.
Thunderpants