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I don't remember jokes very well, but like your new thread. I thought you might enjoy this one, complements of "cuz49341" from another thread. She shares funny ones often...her latest:

I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.

Hahahahahaha. May make a great gift for someone special! Just saying...
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Hey, Kathi, are we the only ones who've been on this thread?!

This one isn't a knee slapper, but I liked it....

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.
"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
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JudymW posted this yesterday on another discussion I wanted to start with this :

Fred was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
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